Don't get me wrong. I like Christmas decorations just as much as the next guy. All the lights and wreaths. Really nice. What I don't like is these new -- and usually huge -- inflatable jobs. You've seen them. Santa and Frosty are mechanically blown full of air and they wave very merrily at you from the lawn. Well that's pretty nice too. What I don't like is that these things just don't stay inflated. It's really disturbing to be driving down the road and then all of a sudden, BAM Santa just got whacked. He's just lying out there helplessly. It gives me the chills. I thought I left Jersey to get away from this kind of stuff.
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Hmmm... do you think that conspicuous sign in the yard is a clue as to who whacked Santa?
After all, Jesus IS the reason for the season...
We have these globes all over the store and I wondered what they would look like it they got a hole in them. Now I know. Very sad.
I wonder what's Santa's mob name would be?
How about:
Nicky Fats.
Nicky Fats. Perfect.
You have to admit, Santa is an easy target, up there in the air with all that loot. He flaunts it, man. Diamonds in the back, sunroof top.
Your right, Nicky Fats did flaunt it. It was only a matter of time till he got offed. And, as Sonnjea said, he did have plenty of enemies. And that Jesus guy is really well connected.
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